Miracle!
The Christmas episode of South Park (Bloody Mary) has a statue of the Virgin Mary bleeding from her ass. Pope Benedict XVI comes to investigate and concludes that the statue is bleeding from the vagina instead. And as we all know: “A chick bleeding out her vagina is no miracle. Chicks bleed out their vaginas all the time.”
![[Screenshot from 'Bloody Mary', 12/07/2005 episode of South Park]](http://kzamm.com/media/pictures/2005_12_30_bloodymary.png "Screenshot from 'Bloody Mary', 12/07/2005 episode of South Park")
As long as people can make stuff like this in America, we’re safe. Even if the rerun was pulled because Comedy Central chickened out.
Download the torrent here. It’s hilarious.
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